this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????
hold the phone; people of different countries do not have their eggs fridged?
This is New Zealand speaking and i’d like to confirm we do not refridgerate our eggs
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible…
DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
ATTENTION: STRESSED OUT STUDENTS
NETFLIX HAS EIGHT EPISODES OF ANIMAL PLANET’S “TOO CUTE” AND THOSE EPISODES ARE LIKE 20 MINUTES EACH SO IF YOU NEED A STUDY BREAK THERE IS THAT
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
it takes two
Meet Indiana and Harlow, Instagram’s dynamic doggie duo.
When it comes to being best friends, size definitely doesn’t matter.
Indiana is like a pint sized accessory Harlow likes to carry around. Depending on the occasion, Indiana makes the perfect hat. Or a cosy scarf.
Follow Indiana and Harlow to see what their next adventure will be.
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
iconic video of my childhood
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
aLBINO BLACK SHEEP WAS MY LIFE OH MY GOOD GOD
this cow is prettier than me
Not only was she the first female writer to make the Forbes billionaires list, she then became one of the very few people to take herself off that list by giving so much to charity that it actually made a dent in her fortune.
And she gets it. There aren’t enough generous billionaires in the world who remember where they came from, therefore private charity isn’t the ultimate (only) answer to poverty like some politicians would have us believe. We are all interconnected, we all need each other, in democratic countries we are part of the government, and so keeping needy people from falling into complete destitution and despair is an important and worthy role for government to take. It benefits all of us in the long run. And nobody who feels comfortable and secure now (fewer and fewer of those people around these days) has any guarantee they won’t need help themselves someday.
JK Rowling…reason numbers 2.7 billion why I adore this woman.